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We're doomed.

Thu Nov 9, 2006, 4:02 AM
  • Mood: Stumped
  • Listening to: "Grace Cathedral Hill" - The Decemberist
  • Reading: I Am Not Myself These Days (Josh Kilmer Purcell)
  • Watching: VH1 music videos in the morning
"Let the robot holocaust commence: robots think we taste like bacon.

Researchers at NEC System technologies and Mie University have designed the cute little guy to the right: a metal man gastronomist, "an electromechanical sommelier", capable of identifying wines, cheeses, meats and hors d'oeuvres. Upon being given a sample, he will speak up in a childlike voice and identify what he has just been fed. The idea is that wineries can tell if a wine is authentic without even opening the bottle, amongst other more obscure uses...like "tell me what this strange grayish lump at the back of my freezer is/was."

But when some smart aleck reporter placed his hand in the robot's omnivorous clanking jaw, he was identified as bacon. A cameraman then tried and was identified as prosciutto.

Absolutely horrifying. Like cows, once robots taste blood, their hunger for human flesh can never be satiated."
- from The Wired Blog

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  • Current Residence: New York/Michigan
  • Interests: writing, theater, psychology, sociology, Sarah Lawrence, fangirling Batman villains, vexed italics
  • Favourite movie: RHPS, the Nolan Batman series, 8 1/2, Breathless, The Royal Tenenbaums, The Silence of the Lambs
  • Favourite band or musician: Rufus Wainwright, The Decemberists, Leonard Cohen, Adam Green, NIN, Garbage, Prince, Fiona Apple
  • Favourite genre of music: Anything, really.
  • Favourite artist: Salvador Dali
  • Favourite poet or writer: Lorca, Sedaris, Burroughs (Augusten & William S), Ginsberg, Dante, Boccaccio, Artaud, Strindberg
  • Favourite style of art: Expressionism, surrealism, bullshitting twenty-page papers in one night.
  • MP3 player of choice: Various iPods with geeky names.
  • Wallpaper of choice: the HYPNOTOAD.
  • Skin of choice: Mine.
  • Favourite game: It's a lot like life, we play between the sheets, with you on top and me underneath.
  • Favourite gaming platform: SNES, yo.
  • Favourite cartoon character: LRRR of the planet OMICRON PERSEI 8! (Also: Philip J. Fry, Bullwinkle, Sailor Moon, & Scar)
  • Personal Quote: It's an autopsy report; you can't just be like Oh my GOD, somebody got SHOT!
  • Tools of the Trade: I can kill you with my brain. (Pen, paper, keyboard, slight genocide of trees.)

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"E se eu decidisse quebrar a realidade, reunindo seus cacos num reluzente prisma multifacetado, num caleidoscopio fantástico?"
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little, didn’t tight in you. You’re the most squalid
rotter in the entire zodiac – thank goodness,
most of the Scorpios were killed in time." :XD:
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