"You can see what sort of predicament I'm in," the detective sighed. "Twenty-four, female, tall with black hair, literary. Sure sounds like you, doesn't it?"
"Yes," the suspect huffed. "But your theory has one glaring problem."
"And what's that then?"
The suspect looked up from the table.
"Well, dad, I was at the lesbian bar last night."














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"Cry 'HAVOC!' and let slip the dogs of war!"
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"And someone throws a chicken up onto the stage. So I pick it up and throw it back into the crowd I mean, I'm from Detroit, I've never been on a farm: it has feathers and wings...it'll fly."~Alice Cooper
"Sin is the last reality of humanity."~Lord Henry
I miss you, Kassie. Get your ass over to OU sometime.
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Then I shall come and there shall be COOKIES.
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"And someone throws a chicken up onto the stage. So I pick it up and throw it back into the crowd I mean, I'm from Detroit, I've never been on a farm: it has feathers and wings...it'll fly."~Alice Cooper
"Sin is the last reality of humanity."~Lord Henry
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"Cry 'HAVOC!' and let slip the dogs of war!"
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"And someone throws a chicken up onto the stage. So I pick it up and throw it back into the crowd I mean, I'm from Detroit, I've never been on a farm: it has feathers and wings...it'll fly."~Alice Cooper
"Sin is the last reality of humanity."~Lord Henry
COOKIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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~*~Aphrodite~*~
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Mythology is psychology misread as biography.-Joseph Campbell
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