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"You can see what sort of predicament I'm in," the detective sighed.  "Twenty-four, female, tall with black hair, literary.  Sure sounds like you, doesn't it?"

"Yes," the suspect huffed.  "But your theory has one glaring problem."

"And what's that then?"

The suspect looked up from the table.

"Well, dad, I was at the lesbian bar last night."
©2005-2009 ~duanya
:iconduanya:

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An attempt at a 55-word short story, as a sort of break from the verbosity of NaNoWriMo.

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:iconrogue-00:
ROFLMAO.

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"Cry 'HAVOC!' and let slip the dogs of war!"
:iconduanya:
I hope this is a good thing =p

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"And someone throws a chicken up onto the stage. So I pick it up and throw it back into the crowd I mean, I'm from Detroit, I've never been on a farm: it has feathers and wings...it'll fly."~Alice Cooper
"Sin is the last reality of humanity."~Lord Henry
:iconsirenaphrodite:
LOL!!
I miss you, Kassie. Get your ass over to OU sometime.
:hug:

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~*~Aphrodite~*~
:iconduanya:
I intend to. I just need that wonderful social construct called a "license" and that wonderful, environment-polluting invention called a "car."

Then I shall come and there shall be COOKIES.

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"And someone throws a chicken up onto the stage. So I pick it up and throw it back into the crowd I mean, I'm from Detroit, I've never been on a farm: it has feathers and wings...it'll fly."~Alice Cooper
"Sin is the last reality of humanity."~Lord Henry
:iconrogue-00:
Yessir, yesh it ish.

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"Cry 'HAVOC!' and let slip the dogs of war!"
:iconadaman-man:
Hahaha, awesome. That last line just packs such a wallop. Hilarious.
:iconduanya:
Thank you muchly :D

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"And someone throws a chicken up onto the stage. So I pick it up and throw it back into the crowd I mean, I'm from Detroit, I've never been on a farm: it has feathers and wings...it'll fly."~Alice Cooper
"Sin is the last reality of humanity."~Lord Henry
:iconsirenaphrodite:
*Ahem.*
COOKIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
D D D D D D
:Hug:
:blow kiss:
:Glomp:

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~*~Aphrodite~*~
:iconwhangel:
Now, that is a very interesting alibi. :XD:

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Mythology is psychology misread as biography.-Joseph Campbell

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